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Page 4 of 7 The third man said "It's gotta be the bud. I'm always tokin' up." The Devil opens the third door to reveal nothing but fields of 10-foot tall, icky, sticky, take-a-toke, make-ya-choke, chronic, green, death bud. The stoner can't believe it. He goes in and takes a seat Indian style with his back to the door and the Devil shuts the door behind him. One hundred years go by and the Devil comes back to check on the three men. He opens the first door and the man comes crawling out. He's got an empty bottle in one hand, he's completely naked, hasn't shaved or showered in years, and is covered in his own puke, shit and piss. "I'll never drink again!" he says. The devil tells him that at least he learned something and decides to give him a second shot at life. The devil then opens the second door and the man comes running out even faster than when he went in. "I'm fucking gay!" he screams. The devil decides that at least he learned not to cheat on his wife and gives him another chance as well. The devil then comes to the third door. He opens it and nothing has changed. The stoner is still sitting in the same position that he was 100 years ago. The devil asks him if he learned anything. The stoner turns around as a tear rolls down his cheek. "You gotta a light man?" "invisible for you, idiot" "dus cu pluta. revin pe conducta" Out of my mind. Back in five minutes. Fuck off! This means YOU! Nothing to see here! Please move on, citizen! Unavailable anywhereâ„¢! Visible Invisibility & Available Inavailability! Never before have I come accross a person with more trouble than you! Please accept my deepest sympathy! NOW FUCK OFF AND ANNOY SOMEBODY ELSE! Dupa cum vedeti nu prea am chef de vorba... m-am plictisit de "my IM buddies" mei si rar am chef sa vb cu ei... f***ing manele and/or/xor death metal lovers... :fuckoff: New positions open for: punk, ska & college rock listeners :naughty: Please apply! Daca ai putza, ..nu ma deranja! Offline pentru anumite persoane. "muriti in pm" " vand organe sa imi cumpar calculator" Doar azi sunt available, asa ca nu ratati sansa sa vorbiti cu un superstar international! daca dragoste nu e........atunci facem don't disturb unless I love you "LIving in a box. Care to join me?" |
