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Page 3 of 7 -nu exista durere mai umilitoare pentru sufletul unei femei decat aceea de a se fi daruit intreaga,trup si suflet, unui barbat nedem de iubirea ei -cand femeia iubeste,iarta orice,chiar si crimele;cand nu mai iubeste nu iarta nimic,nici chiar virtutiile -durerea o simti cand te rapune nu cand o strapungi -ocaziile nu sunt pierdute;altcineva le va lua pe cele pe care tu le-ai omis -nimeni nu ti se pare perfect pana nu te indragostesti -f**k me if u dare)...multi rasp8und cu i dare...pacat ca eu nu vreau)) -sau "love me if u dare" "Error, this person should be in the invisibile mode. Please restart your computer and contact yahoo at E-mail; " Soricelul suparat e mereu ascuns sub pat...soricelul binedispus e mereu pe-afara dus...love my "pui"... " Iubeste si fa ce vrei.." "Am zdrobit un soricel,seara pe perete si din burta de la el am papat spaghete.." "Mai bine sa te stii dispretuit decat sa fii lingusit in timp ce esti dispretuit " sau .."Numai prostia n-are leac".. "If I was a rabbit I would hop hop hop...I love my "pui".. "Sunt cel mai fericit om,dar nu o spun,e prea dur pt ceilalti" "If you ever dream of beating me,you'd better wake up and apologise"(Muhamad Ali).. "Singura,fatza in fatza cu noptile si cuvintele".. "Muzica e refugiul sufletelor pe care le-a ranit fericirea" "Fiecare gand ar tb sa aminteasca stingerea unui suras.." "o sa mori bah putza ascultandu-l pe gutza" "Cine se trezeste de dimineata...casca toata ziua" "Cine rade la urma...nu s-a prins de gluma" "Mai am 3 zile si mor" "plecata la dush...daca vrei sa vb cu mine...te astept...opss!!...asteapta-ma ca vin imediat.." "Nu ma deranjati de la mancare ca musc" join the dark side.... we have cookies "I'm very very very happy! Nu deranjati fericirea!" Fuck is good, fuck is funny, All the people fuck for money, if u think fuck is funny, Fuck yourself and take the money! "mah gandesk la nemurirea sufletului.." Daca mi-ar suge Dracula sangele s-ar imbata Barca p valuri pluteste ushor, mi-a intrat apa-n calculator "Go to hell, buh-bye and thank you for passing by." Nu`s dak vreti ceva lasati un mesaj dupa urmatorul bip........................................bippppppppppppp!!!" These three guys die in a car wreck, and they all go to Hell. When they arrive, the Devil asks each of the men what their sin was. The first guy says "It's gotta be the booze. I'm always drunk." The Devil decides to lock him in this room for 100 years with nothing but shelves of every kind of alcohol you could dream of. The guy's thinking, "Fuck yeah! Look at all this alcohol!" and runs into the room. The second guy says, "It's the women. I could never stay faithful to my wife." The devil opens the second door and nothing but the finest-looking naked women that you have ever seen. And he would be the only guy in there for 100 years. He couldn't believe it. His dick was instantly hard and he went hauling ass into the room and the Devil shut the door. |
